I don't understand how it's possible to have a different reaction to Trace. All the little girls that scream when he takes his shirt off or tries to be hot, I'm like, "No, girls, don't encourage it. It'll only get worse." He has to represent the country! His dad is a country legend! (Although, more for his awful hair than the actual song, if we're being honest.)

Haha, it's just awful! I can't understand why someone would do that to themselves. Maybe he was drunk, or it was a dare or something.

They were so amazing. Gabe didn't have his cane, though. He was very hot. And I totally thought about satan!Gabe when he was touching himself.

FOB makes the best birthday presents ever!